Bizarro World USA

“…the worst aspect of our time is prejudice… In almost everything I’ve written, there is a thread of this—man’s seemingly palpable need to dislike someone other than himself.” – Rod Serling

No one understood Bizarro World USA better than Rod Serling. If he were alive today, I wonder what he’d say about Major League Baseball (MLB) moving their All-Star game out of Atlanta (ATL). Would Serling say “Get Woke, Go Broke” or something more profound? My goodness. Come on now, of course he’d say something more profound. 

MLB moving their All-Star game out of Atlanta is the perfect example of Institutional Racism (IR) being used in modern history; and in Bizarro World USA, the Conservatives are the ones being blamed for the blatant IR that is meant to intentionally hurt black small businesses.

Why am I saying that MLB’s actions are IR? Joe Biden, president of Bizarro World USA, stated that Georgia’s new voting law is Jim Crow on steroids, called Jim Eagle. I swear this is super funny but at the same time deadly serious.

Bizarro Biden is an evil old racist that helped shaped the racism (in the form of literacy tests and the maintenance of segregated schools) found in the 1964 Civil Rights Act (if you’ve never read my stuff before, I break that down pretty well in Trump vs. MLK Jr.). Biden has been pretending to be a civil rights leader his entire political career; yet, he is the biggest user of IR in Bizarro World USA.

With his power as Bizarro President, Biden has been able to con (with the help of the media) a vast majority of black people into believing that “Progressive good to black. Conservative bad to black”. 

Bizarro Biden preaching “Voter ID bad to black. Illegal vote good to black” sounds stupid, but when you have the media and other “woke” corporations articulating well that IR policies from Progressives are great, well it is hard to fault the good citizens of Bizarro World USA for believing their Bizarro president.

What the citizens do not know is that Bizarro Biden gives MLB special considerations/government kickbacks for attacking Georgia’s new 100% pro-black American voter ID laws. These kickbacks will be billions in bailout (for Covid-19 relief and some sort of shady deal to build stadiums with taxpayer dollars in Progressive cities/states). It hasn’t happened yet, but as an observer of history, I can say with confidence that it is coming.

To get these kickbacks from Bizarro Joe Biden, MLB just had to finish destroying the hundreds of black-owned small businesses in Atlanta that survived during the Covid-19 BS. MLB has cut off all the revenue fans would have spent during All-Star weekend. All of those businesses spent money on operations and inventory to handle the throngs of people expected to visit the ATL. Now, that is all gone because Bizarro Joe says, “South racist for black”.

The facts prove Bizarro Joe Biden wrong. In fact, everyone knows that the ATL is the best spot for blacks to open up a business. In fact, the entire South is brilliant if you are a black entrepreneur. 

Citizens of Bizarro World USA, it is time to understand the facts about the South. The South is great for black people. In fact, according to (the very left leaning) NerdWallet, the top 10 places for Black businesses to thrive are:

  1. Atlanta, Georgia
  2. Montgomery, Alabama
  3. Memphis, Tennessee
  4. Washington, D.C.
  5. Durham, North Carolina
  6. Savannah, Georgia
  7. Baton Rouge, Louisiana
  8. Baltimore, Maryland
  9. Richmond, Virginia
  10. Miami, Florida 

Have you citizens noticed that Georgia, Louisiana, Alabama, Tennessee, North Carolina and Florida are all Southern states? So, if black businesses thrive in the South, why do people think the Conservative governments of those states are racist against them? My three prong answer is: “Lack of understanding economics, no balls to call Progressives racists, and good ol’ fashion Progressive advertising in Bizarro World USA”.

 

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